The difference between bitchiness and rudeness

Situation #1
Rude question: Have you put on weight?

Bitchy answer: Not as much as you have. Just look at those layers of fat on you!

#2
Rude Q: When are you getting married / pregnant?

Bitchy A: I'm not sure. So how many times do you have sex with your boyfriend/husband each week? What sexual positions do you like? Do you ever achieve orgasm when you have sex? (asked in rapid succession)

#3
Rude Q: How much do you earn a month? My..(insert any relative)...earns at least RM20k each month.

Bitchy A: Enough. So, how much do you plan to bring to your grave? Do you think you can bring all that money to hell when you die?

#4
Rude comment: You should go on a diet for your health.

Bitchy comeback: You are right, I should go on a diet entirely different from yours! Just look at you.

#5
Lame comment: You looked so different now from when you were a toddler.

Bitchy A: Well, hello! I grew up.

Look out for more rude and bitchy Qs and As in future.