The difference between bitchiness and rudeness Pt 2

This entry, I will go into the various lamer than lame statements we get in our otherwise boring lives...

Lame statement: Wow..you are a journalist. It is soooo glamourous.

Bitchy retort: Yeah, chasing after the police, being crushed in huge crowds trying to get to a certain politician to make him talk, waiting for hours on end at the mortuary, getting screamed at by the bosses for being scooped, being the receiving end of colourful expletives by people who hated the media, looking at dead bodies at crime/ accident scenes...I am sure it is a very glamourous job. NOT!

Lame attempt of a joke: oh my, you have a tattoo. That makes you sorta like a 'gangster' huh? heh heh.

Bitchy retort: Ya. I am a gangster member. In fact I just became a member and part of the requirement is to have a tattoo and I have to kill someone as my first 'job'. Do you want to volunteer?


Stupid question/statement: You breastfeed your son? Do you know it will make your breasts sag?

Bitchy retort: Do you know there is a such a thing as gravity and no matter what you do, save for plastic surgery, everything will eventually sag whether you want to or not? It has nothing to do with breastfeeding, duh.


Rude question: My...(insert any close relative)...graduated from the University of ....(insert any top overseas university of choice). So where did you graduate from? (said with a looking-down-the-nose sneer)

Bitchy retort: I didn't go to university but what is it to you? Oh, I forgot, you didn't go to university too and wanted to ride on the successes of others. Too bad, you didn't get a degree either so shut the heck up.


That's it for today. Maybe there is more to come. We shall see....And no, these questions are not only from irritating annoying aunties but also from other specimens who make me want to rip my hair off in absolute annoyance.